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1 Hexadecimal Jokes on 11/6/2012, 10:14 pm

Bully@WiiPlaza

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If only dead people understand hexadecimal, how many people understand hexadecimal?

2)
3x12 = 36
2x12 = 24
1x12 = 12
0x12 = 18
Get it?


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2 Re: Hexadecimal Jokes on 11/7/2012, 1:32 am

Seth@WiiPlaza

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Lolwut


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3 Re: Hexadecimal Jokes on 11/7/2012, 2:11 am

Bully@WiiPlaza

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4 Re: Hexadecimal Jokes on 11/7/2012, 3:51 am

Xylon

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Hö? What kind of joke should it be? Suspect

5 Re: Hexadecimal Jokes on 11/7/2012, 4:06 am

Bully@WiiPlaza

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What´s the solution for 1) and 2) then? Neutral


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6 Re: Hexadecimal Jokes on 11/7/2012, 4:11 am

Macopride64

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1) None.
2) 1x12 = 12


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7 Re: Hexadecimal Jokes on 11/7/2012, 4:16 am

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Macopride64 wrote:1) None.
2) 1x12 = 12
1) Wrong, maybe try again? Smile
2) How is ..., 1x12 = 12 and 0x12 = 18? Suspect


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8 Re: Hexadecimal Jokes on 11/7/2012, 4:33 am

Xylon

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1) Dead Hackers Surprised
2)
3x12 = 36
2x12 = 24
1x12 = 12
0x12 = 18

That's the joke. But it isn't very funny....
The first three lines are interpreted as decimal multiplication, but in the last, "0x" signals the Hexadecimal interpretation of "12", which is 18.

9 Re: Hexadecimal Jokes on 11/7/2012, 5:02 am

Bully@WiiPlaza

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1) Wrong
2) Right cyclops


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10 Re: Hexadecimal Jokes on 11/7/2012, 5:10 am

Xylon

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Razz Then maybe 0x00 Surprised I don't know xD

11 Re: Hexadecimal Jokes on 11/7/2012, 5:17 am

Bully@WiiPlaza

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Rolling Eyes

"dead" people is one specific amount.

Yes, it´s hexadecimal:
DEAD = 57005


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12 Re: Hexadecimal Jokes on 11/7/2012, 5:28 am

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Seth@WiiPlaza wrote:Lolwut


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13 Re: Hexadecimal Jokes on 11/7/2012, 6:32 am

Xylon

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Very funny Rolling Eyes

14 Re: Hexadecimal Jokes on 11/7/2012, 8:11 am

[STG]Sgt.Ghost

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Common patterns and humor
For more details on this topic, see Hexspeak.
Hexadecimal is sometimes used in programmer jokes because some words can be formed using hexadecimal digits. Some of these words are "dead", "beef", "babe", and with appropriate substitutions "c0ffee". Since these are quickly recognizable by programmers, debugging setups sometimes initialize memory to them to help programmers see when something has not been initialized.
An example is the magic number in Universal Mach-O files and java class file structure, which is "CAFEBABE". Single-architecture 32-bit big-endian Mach-O files have the magic number "FEEDFACE" at their beginning. "DEADBEEF" is sometimes put into uninitialized memory. Microsoft Windows XP clears its locked index.dat files with the hex codes: "0BADF00D". The Visual C++ remote debugger uses "BADCAB1E" to denote a broken link to the target system.
Two common bit patterns often employed to test hardware are 01010101 and 10101010 in binary (their corresponding hex values are 55h and AAh, respectively). The reason for their use is to alternate between off ('0') to on ('1') or vice versa when switching between these two patterns. These two values are often used together as signatures in critical PC system sectors (e.g., the hex word, 0xAA55, which on little-endian systems is 55h followed by AAh, must be at the end of a valid Master Boot Record).
The following table shows a joke referencing hexadecimal:
3x12 = 36
2x12 = 24
1x12 = 12
0x12 = 18
The first three lines are interpreted as decimal multiplication, but in the last, "0x" signals the Hexadecimal interpretation of "12", which is 18.
Another joke based on the use of a word containing only letters from the first six in the alphabet (and thus those used in hexadecimal) is...
If only dead people understand hexadecimal, how many people understand hexadecimal?
In this case, "dead" refers to a hexadecimal number DEAD (57005 base 10), as opposed to the state of being deceased.
A Knuth reward check is one hexadecimal dollar, or $2.56.
[edit]Primary numeral system
Similar to dozenal advocacy, there have been occasional attempts to promote hexadecimal as the preferred numeral system. These attempts usually propose pronunciation and/or symbology.[14] Sometimes the proposal unifies standard measures so that they are multiples of 16.[15][16][17]
An example of unifying standard measures is Hexadecimal time, which subdivides a day by 16 so that there are 16 "hexhours" in a day.[17]
[edit]Key to number base notation

Simple key for notations used in article:
Full Text Notation Abbreviation Number Base
binary bin 2
octal oct 8
decimal dec 10
hexadecimal hex 16


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15 Re: Hexadecimal Jokes on 11/7/2012, 8:53 am

Bully@WiiPlaza

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nice copy and paste Smile


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16 Re: Hexadecimal Jokes on 11/7/2012, 9:10 am

Xylon

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XD yeah from Wikipedia Surprised But I also have looked to understand why it is 0x12=18 Very Happy

17 Re: Hexadecimal Jokes on 11/7/2012, 10:48 am

Bully@WiiPlaza

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-.- I thought you knew it.


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18 Re: Hexadecimal Jokes on 11/8/2012, 6:32 am

Xylon

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Hehe Very Happy Earlier or later I would have knew it myself. Smile Isn't so difficult but without the information you will need more time Smile
Heres another one:
What say the one candle to the 2nd?

01000100 01101111 00100000 01110111 01100101 00100000 01110111 01100001 01101110 01110100 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01100111 01101111 00100000 01101111 01110101 01110100 00111111

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19 Re: Hexadecimal Jokes on 11/9/2012, 3:47 am

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copy and paste easy for n00bs to read and say ohhhhhhhh


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20 Re: Hexadecimal Jokes on 11/9/2012, 8:25 am

Xylon

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No, I have made it myself. Look, you will not find it anywhere

21 Re: Hexadecimal Jokes on 12/21/2012, 10:43 am

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afro Hello! I am pretty young to know Hex...
Know here is some words you can make with hex!
FFFF-2152=DEAD
FFFF-3501=CAFE
FFFFFFF-13DFEFD=EC20102 (A ban code)
FFF-452=BAD
FFF-252=DAD
Razz i didnt cheat at all and sry if i got off topic!
I learned it myself when i maked codes and im below 16 years old!


22 Re: Hexadecimal Jokes on 12/21/2012, 10:54 am

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596F752063616E20616C736F20636F6E766572742041534349492D4865782E


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23 Re: Hexadecimal Jokes on 12/23/2012, 4:03 pm

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Why do seagulls fly over the seas?

01000010 01100101 01100011 01100001 01110101 01110011 01100101 00100000 01101001 01100110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 01111001 00100000 01100110 01101100 01100101 01110111 00100000 01101111 01110110 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100010 01100001 01111001 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 01111001 00100000 01110111 01101111 01110101 01101100 01100100 00100000 01100010 01100101 00100000 01100010 01100001 01100111 01110101 01101100 01101100 01110011

24 Re: Hexadecimal Jokes on 12/23/2012, 4:16 pm

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